hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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