dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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