Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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