I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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