I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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