This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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