I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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