i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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