there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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