I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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