plz talk dirty to me
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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