I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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