Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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