Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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