i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
It's just like the Real World with babies
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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