i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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