I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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