Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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