Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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