Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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