yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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