So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
there was a trapeze. enough said
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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