yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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