A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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