Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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