Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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