Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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