I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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