No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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