Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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