The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He told me they were just razor bumps!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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