Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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