I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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