i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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