Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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