Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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