Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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