school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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