Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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