They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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