This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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