They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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