i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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