Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
