Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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