no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
from now on my penis is your penis
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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