My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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