have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Randomize
