Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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