did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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