so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It's never too late to be topless.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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