Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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