He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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