the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Who died my cat blue again?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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