He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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