Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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